Sunday, June 28, 2009

F.R.I.E.N.D. - full form

F - few
R - relations
I - in
E - earth
N - never
D - die

survey


a survey was held -

janta se puchha gaya " kya aap Aarri ke dost banna chahte hain?"

the result was -

0.2% - no

0.8% - hum already uske dost hain

2% - yes, ofcourse

97% - joothe sapne mat dikhao, humari aisi kismat kahan .....?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

jab we met - best dialogues

The most phenomenal movie I have ever seen after DCH is Jab We Met. I just love watching it. And its dialogues are so engaging taht u just cant stop ur mouth discoursing them. Here are some of my favourites -


" Train ke andar aa gayi hoon main. Ab to haath chhod do. Arre..Itni bhi sunder nahi hoon yaar.."


" Oh boss, baat kya hai aakhir. Drug-shrug liye hain kya. Dekho aisi koi problem hai to tum mujhe bata sakte ho."


" kis duniya mein ho tum. tumhari wajah se meri train miss ho gayi. mera sara saman, sab chala gaya aur main itni ray ko in klapdon mein, slippers pehne -------- naam ke god-for-sake platformpe khadi hoon aur ab main kya karoon gi, ...huh?
- maine tumhe kaha thah train se utarne ke liye?
- oh? ek toh maine tumhari help ki, tumhe mujhe sorry bolna chahiye aur tum mujhe attitude dikha rahe ho. chodne wali nahi hoon main. chodo ge tum mujhe bhatinda tak aur woh bhi mere sare saamaan ke saath, ji haan sikhni hoon main bhatinda ki. koi doubt mat rakhna..."


" Chor Chor Pakdo.... Nalayak, vardi utaar ke phenk de "



" Ab vaise pani toh free raha nahi. Kitne ka hai ?
chaudah
chaudah? railway ke daam toh kam hote hain..
yahi rate hai madam
consumer court se phoochoon kya rate hai?
kya madam, do rupay ke liye jhik jhik
do rupay kuch nahi hote toh chori kyun kar rahe ho"

" Mujhe karate aata hai
Toh?
Bas bata rahi hoon Brown belt hoon main
Achha matlab agar main tumhara rape karne ki koshish karoon, toh tum mujhe karate kar do gi.
Ho sakta hai, I mean yes. Dikhne mein aisi lagti hoon par bade sare logon ko maar giraya hai maine.
Don't worry main tumhara rape nahin karoonga
tum kar hi nahi sakte
main karna hi nahi chahta
tum chaho toh bhi nahi kar sakte
tum kya mujhe chabi laga rahi ho ki main tumhara rape karoon..."



" tumne baat ki
nahi pata nahi kyun muakabhi mila tha par kah na saki. aisa lag raha tha jaise kuch galat ho raha ho , jaise koi train chhoot rahi ho."

Miley Jab Hum Tum - the best youth-based show

The story starts off with the Diya (The Diva of the college) whose life is perfect and full of fun until her two cousins Nupur and Gunjan come to live with her in Mumbai. After their arrival, nothing is perfect anymore because she is embarrassed of her cousins mainly because they come from a small town and don’t know much about life in Mumbai, and, in simple words, they are not Cool and refreshing.So she secretly plans with her brother Uday to make life of her cousins hell in college and at home to make them go back to their small town. Hence, when cousins arrive in Mumbai, one of the worst welcome is awaiting them.
Nupur and Gunjan come to Mumbai which is a dream city for millions of youngsters to find their own little dream’s and make a career out of their college education. But once here they realize the challenges of living in a big city which is tough and made more tougher by her cousins Diya and Uday who don’t want Nupur and Gunjan staying in Mumbai even for a day. The story showcases the sisters in a subtle way where both sisters are different from each other while still saving each others back from an unfriendly college. Nupur is a go-getter and risk taker while Gunjan is a simple and old fashioned responsible girl, there are many similarities between the two sisters too.
The mild and the introvert Gunjan will find a special place for herself in a big city life and gets attracted to one guy she fears…who is a college hero…one guy who somehow becomes a part of the fight between Diya and her because both of them love him. Samrat is the guy who Gunjan falls in love with and who she thinks is perfect for her.
The Bubbly and charming Nupur meanwhile faces a reality check where from a famous girl in her small town to being a nobody in a big city starts to make her sad. She starts to view life differently and falls in a love-hate relationship with Mayank who is a mix of fire and ice. Nupur eventually starts loving the guy whom she hates every day of her college. He eventually becomes a balance which completes Nupur.
The series promises to show a spectacular journey into the college life where it tries to show some of the most memorable moments of college like first love, heart breaks, cherished desires and fights too. Every young and old will identify himself/herself with at least one of the characters in the series.
Enjoy the excitement, fun, dhamaal, emotions on the brand new youth based show Miley Jab Hum Tum. Watch Miley Jab Hum Tum Monday to Friday on Star One at 9:00PM.