The most phenomenal movie I have ever seen after DCH is Jab We Met. I just love watching it. And its dialogues are so engaging taht u just cant stop ur mouth discoursing them. Here are some of my favourites -" Train ke andar aa gayi hoon main. Ab to haath chhod do. Arre..Itni bhi sunder nahi hoon yaar.."
" Oh boss, baat kya hai aakhir. Drug-shrug liye hain kya. Dekho aisi koi problem hai to tum mujhe bata sakte ho."
" kis duniya mein ho tum. tumhari wajah se meri train miss ho gayi. mera sara saman, sab chala gaya aur main itni ray ko in klapdon mein, slippers pehne -------- naam ke god-for-sake platformpe khadi hoon aur ab main kya karoon gi, ...huh?
- maine tumhe kaha thah train se utarne ke liye?
- oh? ek toh maine tumhari help ki, tumhe mujhe sorry bolna chahiye aur tum mujhe attitude dikha rahe ho. chodne wali nahi hoon main. chodo ge tum mujhe bhatinda tak aur woh bhi mere sare saamaan ke saath, ji haan sikhni hoon main bhatinda ki. koi doubt mat rakhna..."
" Chor Chor Pakdo.... Nalayak, vardi utaar ke phenk de "
" Ab vaise pani toh free raha nahi. Kitne ka hai ?
chaudah
chaudah? railway ke daam toh kam hote hain..
yahi rate hai madam
consumer court se phoochoon kya rate hai?
kya madam, do rupay ke liye jhik jhik
do rupay kuch nahi hote toh chori kyun kar rahe ho"
" Mujhe karate aata hai
Toh?
Bas bata rahi hoon Brown belt hoon main
Achha matlab agar main tumhara rape karne ki koshish karoon, toh tum mujhe karate kar do gi.
Ho sakta hai, I mean yes. Dikhne mein aisi lagti hoon par bade sare logon ko maar giraya hai maine.
Don't worry main tumhara rape nahin karoonga
tum kar hi nahi sakte
main karna hi nahi chahta
tum chaho toh bhi nahi kar sakte
tum kya mujhe chabi laga rahi ho ki main tumhara rape karoon..."
" tumne baat ki
nahi pata nahi kyun muakabhi mila tha par kah na saki. aisa lag raha tha jaise kuch galat ho raha ho , jaise koi train chhoot rahi ho."
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